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Joke of the Day

"What U.S. state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama"

"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"

"Dear ladies, if you want to have more free time and have fun on the weekends, teach your men fishing!"

"You think it's difficult to plug one nostril and blow out the other? It's snot rocket science."

"A box from IKEA came to my door, sent from this tourist girl I've been on two dates with. I don't think she understood when I said I wanted a one-night stand"

"How does a coat steal something? They jacket"

"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"

"What's the difference between a shrimp with big tits and a bus station full of old people? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station!"

"I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box."

"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."