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Joke of the Day
"How does a coat steal something? They jacket"
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"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."
"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"
"Three things you should not watch being made are sausages, laws, and your little brother."
"If I had to lose any bodypart I'd lose my spine. It's really holding me back."
"At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, ""This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."""
"Uncle Bill always gave 100% Son: How did he die Dad? Dad: He donated blood."
"Apple just announced a 20-year plan to develop technology that actually allows grid-like manual organization of Home screen app icons."
"What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used? Your mom."
"Beer has female hormones Whenever I am drinking I talk too much and can't drive a car."