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Joke of the Day

"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"Just kick higher, dammit! This isn't Rockette science."

"""Dammit, I'm more than 15 minutes late for my three o'clock."" John 3:16."

"What is a vajazzle made of? Pubic Zirconia."

"Harry Potter jokes Give us your best Harry Potter joke. I'll start. What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked? He whipped out his wand and yelled, ""***Shtupify***!""."

"I used to throw gang signs... but then my mom saw me and made me pick them up."

"When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough."

"A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth. Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday."

"Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers"