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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"

"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."

"What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !"

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"My Christian mingle username is: GAY4GOD hit me up, looking for love"

"Breaking news: We can all tell Kanye something Because we're still waiting for him to get his money right"

"Just saw a guy with a chain wallet. A bunch of people were trying to steal his wallet, but they couldn't"

"What's a Grecian Urn? Nothing, they're bankrupt."

"Knockknock, who's there? It's Harry. Thankyou, Knockknock"

"The Bible is a fascinating book It's fascinating how a book with so much sex and violence can be so boring"