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Joke of the Day
"Topical! What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection? He votes!"
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"[Jesus is resurrected after 3 days] Mary Magdalene: I KNOW YOU SAW MY TEXTS"
"What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.? Call Baltimore, M.D."
"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"
"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation has been a partial success."
"Why couldn't the traffic light get a date? She was wearing no turn on red. :|"
"Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken"
"Words to live by What doesn't kill you, isn't in Australia"
"What's the difference between a dirty parking lot and a crab with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"Why are people without converse shoes dangerous? Because they own none chucks."