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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is a dentist's favorite musical instrument? A: A tuba toothpaste."
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"What do you call a chica on the go? Chicago"
"[cops knock on my door] ""Sir?"" ""Nobody's home."" ""Who said that then?"" ""My dog."" ""Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"""
"I'm starting a fight club... First rule is tell everyone you know because I have no members yet"
"It would be nice to have a second button beside the 'snooze' that emails your boss that you aren't coming in today."
"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"
"[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I'll take your finest orphan. ""Sir, we can't just give-"" Here's $50mil. ""Do you like boy acrobats?"""
"How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !"
"I bought a new dog yesterday. I've named him Rolex.......he's a watchdog"
"Used to be a twin I used to be a twin. My mother has a picture of me when I was two."