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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gushing keyboard? sqwerty"

"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"

"The school phoned me today and said, ""Your son's been telling lies."" I replied, ""Well, tell him he's bloody good - I ain't got any kids!"""

"Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game."

"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""

"Marriage is like a pack of cards... Marriage is like a pack of cards: all you need at the start are two hearts and a diamond, but you end up wishing you had a club and a spade..."

"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eat out."""

"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."

"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"

"3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no ""tables"".."