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Joke of the Day

"Good Morning guys! Just ran 21 kilometers in 2.8 hours. Really didnt know I could have done it. Temple Run is a really motivating game."

"Whats brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"

"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"

"Thinking of getting another bed just for all my laundry"

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."

"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."

"Did you hear about the gay guy who got in a car accident? Some dick rear-ended him."

"Midgets resent the concept of shorts"

"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."