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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books about business... They all end at chapter 11. Nice one Hillary!!"

"What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple? An idle worshiper."

"11:30 - Sit on toilet, open Twitter. 11:54 - Try to stand, fall to floor with numb legs. 11:55 - Get comfortable on floor, open Twitter."

"Why did the termite got divorced? Because she ate the secretary."

"How many goals did Germany score? gerMANY"

"Crazy People How do crazy people go through the forest?"

"How do feminists screw in a lightbulb? By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!"

"Why do guys not like to eat pussy first thing in the morning? Because, you know what it's like to open up a grilled cheese sandwich!"

"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""

"As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.. The plot thickens."