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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nosy pepper? A pepper that gets jalapeno business!"
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"House arrest? You mean permission to excuse myself from social interaction? Oh no, judge. Please don't."
"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."
"Anal bleaching; because you never get a second chance to make a first impression."
"Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car."
"Wife: ""Bad day?"" Me: ""Stupidhead boss treats me like a kid."" Wife: ""Now now *pats head* eat your nuggets before they get cold."""
"When I asked my friend how he's doing, he said ""man, I'm just happy to be breathing"". I told him he should have bigger aspirations."
"What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night? His last name."
"How do you make a Venetian blind? Stick a finger in his eye."
"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."