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Joke of the Day

"*Playing a ouija board* ""Identify yourself"" I-T-S A M-E L-U-I-G-I ""What the fu-"" *Checks box* ""Dammit mom, this is a Luigi board!"""

"What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar? I bet it's really nice to be Enya."

"What does a Triceratops sit on? His Tricerabottom"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."

"Q. Why do blondes smile when it's lightning? A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken."

"[Request] Guys I need a knock knock joke that ends with a pun relating to Autumn Started the joke but just realized I didn't have an ending planned. Don't fail me reddit!"

"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"

"""An unknown plight"" or ""the shortest and worse joke i know"" Pedophiles have trouble fitting in."

"How many people of a certain ethnicity does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the lightbulb; the other nine to act in a manner stereo-typically associated with said ethnicity."

"How do you turn fruits into vegetables? Drive a bus through a pride parade"