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Joke of the Day
"Join the war against masturbation!!! We can beat it together!!!"
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"Who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds."
"Thinking of starting an all Asian band Just so we can be called GnarLee"
"Delivering the punchline too early. You know what's the only thing worse than delivering the punchline to a joke too late?"
"McConaughey: I'll have a venti with cream please Starbucks barista: ok, how do you spell your last name? McConaughey: I don't know"
"I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang"
"Wanna find out how I made my dick 12 inches? I folded it in half."
"A little girl said ""I looked into the parlour, and I saw my sister take off her clothes. I saw my sisters music teacher take off his clothes."" ""Perhapse they were going to piss on the piano""?"
"""Son, you can practice the sex on holes in trees"" ""DAD?!"" [next day] ""Where you going with that broom handle?"" ""Checkin for squirrels"""
"Sex! Of course you don't get it."