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Joke of the Day
"What's Alderaan's main export? Dead bodies."
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"I just took my girlfriend to Hawaii... my wife was pissed. Credit: Old guy at work yesterday when I got back from Hawaii."
"An honest lawyer. What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."
"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."
"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"
"A list of compelling arguments regarding the existence of God."
"No checks (Czechs are welcome)."
"I just bought a sewing machine I needed to get my sheet together"
"Guy: come over Girl: I'm coming over Guy: We need to stop using walkie talkies in bed over"
"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."