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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"
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"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."
"In my family i'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older -Stewart Francis"
"What race is the author of Charlotte's Web? E B White"
"In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes"
"Congratulations to Janet Jackson for having a baby at age 50! When I was 50, I wasn't even strong enough to push a child out of my way."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Dave"" ""Dave who?"" Dave had to hold back tears as he realised his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse"
"What's a Redditor's favorite food? Copy pasta! ^^I'm ^^so ^^sorry"
"There are only 10 sorts of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"