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Joke of the Day
"What is the most common owl in England? Tea-towl"
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"What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married? his biancee"
"Two clocks are sitting around, when a man walks up the man takes away the clocks little hands and walks away. The clocks then yell at him, saying ""You can't do that, it's hours!"""
"Sir, I cannot take you seriously. You're wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS."
"Apparently Iron Man also did a tuxedo range... But it wasn't his strong suit"
"Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. -Stolen from youtube"
"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."
"you read this wrong"
"Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one........ Break their bones, they have 206."
"Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself."