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Joke of the Day

"Three Old Nuns... Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach."

"You can learn a lot about a guy when you go through the pockets of his pants that are at his ankles in the bathroom stall next to your's."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? I've got it on vinyl."

"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."

"Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach... ... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers."

"Why should I date you? Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field!"

"I'd always wondered why they didn't make pencils with erasers on either side Then I realised there wouldn't be any point."

"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"

"What is a Jawa's favorite food? Poutini!"