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Joke of the Day

"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."

"Stevie Wonder was in a horrendous car accident the other week. His life flashed before his ears."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... Then in a table, then in a chair..."

"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."

"Why did Princess Leia cry at the end of Return of the Jedi? Her father just died."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, Not screaming and on fire like his passengers"

"My therapist says I'm narcissistic. How can someone who's perfect be narcissistic?"

"What words does Donald Trump find irresistibly sexy? ""You sick fuck, I'm calling the cops."""

"How do you make a Bloody Nicole? Like a Bloody Mary, but with a stab of OJ..."

"Is there a difference between our farts? Your gas is as good as mine :\"