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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms walk into a party at the Large Hadron Collider... It was full of nerds so they split."

"Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls."

"I've entered a competition on the Armitage Shanks website It's basically a win Loos situation."

"I'd like to give it up to sidewalks for keeping me off the streets."

"George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here."

"With what do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Ceasars"

"What does IDK mean? I've yet to find someone who knows."

"What did trump say to hillary after the debate? WRONG! and hillary replied : he is a lier and he cannot be trusted"

"Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead"

"What kind of drugs to tumblr users take? Anti-oppressants."