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Joke of the Day
"Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business? All of its servers were busy"
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"You Rock... me paper, I win!"
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"Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive."
"hello 911, yeah me again. so listen 29 of my recent tweets have been stolen and.. hello? hello?"
"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll"
"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."
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"I saw a woman about to jump off a cliff. ""You want to have sex first"", I asked. She said, ""no"" so I said ""OK, I'll wait for you at the bottom!"""
"Ever heard the joke about the airplane? Never mind, it just flew over your head."