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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard the joke about the airplane? Never mind, it just flew over your head."
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"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."
"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."
"How do painters stay warm? They add another coat."
"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""
"Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party."
"What did the sick fish say when he got sick? ""I've cod a cold."""
"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."
"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"
"My girlfriend and I always like to laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh with more intensity and greater strength."