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Joke of the Day
"You ate some space food? Why on earth would you do that?"
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"My neighbors headboard kept me up last night so I yelled,"" the guy last night made her scream louder."" Then it got quiet.."
"[Target intercom] ""Would the parent of a 9 y/o named Jack please pick up your son at security. We've told u for weeks this isn't a daycare."""
"Today I accidentally hit on the mirror It cracked me up"
"What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner? One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger."
"Do you know why Jesus doesn't play hockey? Because he always get nailed into the boards."
"Robin and Batman Robin: Knock Knock Batman:Who's there? Robin:NOT YOUR PARENTS!"
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"Yeah, sure, I use made-up words sometimes. Does that make you [Lowers shades] Discomfortable?"
"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."