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Joke of the Day
"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."
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"My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins. It was a real Christian Bail."
"Customer: Waiter this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh sir."
"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."
"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"
"Another yo momma joke Yo momma so fat she emits more gravity waves than colliding black holes"
"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"
"What does an Italian... What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment. AY!"
"More girls chase after me everyday than Leonardo, Channing Tatum and Ronaldo combined -Bus driver"
"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."