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Joke of the Day

"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."

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"How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word? Get another old lady to say ""BINGO!"""
"I went as a congressional bill for Halloween.... I stayed in the House and didn't do anything."
"I smiled today. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow!"
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim."
"How do we know God likes condoms? Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure"
"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"
"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
"Ever wondered why there were no knock knock jokes about America? Freedom Rings."
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