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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"WHAT ARE THOSE?! Thanks, how did you know?"

"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."

"Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately."

"Finally thought of a retort to my bro's friend who kicked me from his car in 1998 I don't need your Camero anyway Ricky MY LIFE is a joyride"

"I have but one greviance with the airplane pilots. Fantastic chaps, but good God, they're never grounded."

"I'm really sick of making my dog a birthday cake every 52 days."

"Lady offered me a piece of chickpea loaf. Hit it out of her hand because that's what cake would have wanted."

"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"

"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."