45751
Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"
Next Joke
"To err is human... To arr is pirate."
"What does an elephant use for a tampon? A sheep"
"Twitter should give you rollover characters from your short tweets."
"Why is my father so abusive? Beats me"
"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
"I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it."
"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"
"What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"