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Joke of the Day
"Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it."
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"In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover."
"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"
"What did the left boob say to the right boob? You're my breast friend."
"My girlfriend came home yesterday.... She told me to take off her shirt. I obeyed. Then she told me to take off her skirt, so I said ""OK"". Then she told me to never wear her clothes again"
"Why did Pinocchio tell lies? Because he was a fucking liar! -from Louis CK's AMA-"
"*Goes fishing *Catches Spongebob *Hangs him on my wall as a trophy *Too lazy to buy a sponge *Uses Spongebob to clean toilet"
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"How do dogs save for retirement? With a Ruff IRA."
"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."