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Joke of the Day

"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"

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"I sexually identify with the black guy in a horror movie because this won't last long and we all know it"
"Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier."
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"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""
"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."
"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."