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Joke of the Day
"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"
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"Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!"
"A man and a Giraffe walk into a bar. The Giraffe gets drunk and falls on the floor unconscious. The bartender says ""you can't leave that lyin' there."" The man says ""its not a Lion, its a Giraffe"""
"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."
"My wife's celebrity ""free pass"" is Paul Rudd, and mine is my wife because yah right like I'm gonna walk into *that* propeller blade."
"Tornadoes and marriage are alike, because they both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"Nothing is more intimidating to me than someone who genuinely enjoys the outdoors."
"83% of white folks stressing about their court dates are referring to tennis."
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."
"Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers? The steaks were getting too damn high."