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Joke of the Day

"The FDA has announced a ban of all pre-shredded cheeses They want to make America grate again."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wipe his ass. [Edit] my uncle just told me this"

"What's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Lot's Wife We've all heard the story. No one can blame her if she felt any resentment. Some say, after all these years, she's still pretty salty about it."

"Is this subreddit dying? Nobody's posted anything all year."

"Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions? ""Onions"" was his dog... D:"

"Face down, ass up, that's the way babies often sleep. Adorable!"

"Wrong answer ... Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ... I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer."

"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."

"A redditor walks into a bar... ""All of our servers are busy right now. Try again later."""