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Joke of the Day
"The FDA has announced a ban of all pre-shredded cheeses They want to make America grate again."
Next Joke
"What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad."
"A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful."
"What's blue, standing in the kitchen? STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!"
"My girlfriend's refusal to learn the difference between baking soda and washing soda leaves me foaming at the mouth"
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey."
"Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
"So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed...""Anyone know CPR?!"" I said, ""Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"" Everyone laughed...except this *one* guy."
"Greece announced they are going to default on their nearly 1.8 billion dollar loan Who would've thought the country that invented the philosophy major would be broke?"