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Joke of the Day
"What's blue, standing in the kitchen? STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!"
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"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"
"What do you call a little polish boat? A Jetski."
"What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers? Fetus!!!"
"A recent study states that one of women's most common turnoffs on the first date is when men keep answering their phones. Especially when it's their wife on the line."
"What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young"
"What do the titanic and Madelaine McCann have in common? They're both at the bottom of the ocean and full of seamen"
"what do you call an underwater dog? a sub-woofer"
"What part of New York has the most feminists? Manhatin'"
"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."