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Joke of the Day
"What's blue, standing in the kitchen? STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!"
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"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."
"How does ISIL prefer their eggs? Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled."
"A Japanese commander invites Darth Vader to dinner He asks him "" Will you be there tonight at 8 PM Lord Vader?"" Vader says "" I hope so commander, for your sake ""."
"Let me tell you why going outside is not safe. Because chances are after a few days you end up retweeting a joke about yourself."
"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"
"Dentist: ""You need a crown."" Patient: ""Finally someone who understands me"""
"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."
"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"