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Joke of the Day

"Obi-Wan captured a Sith and bring him to Yoda. Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go? Yoda: Kill him... \*Obi-Wan executes the Sith.\* Yoda: ...you must not."

"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""

"The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars."

"why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday."

"Then outermost layer of your skin is mostly dead cells, so congratulations you're dead on the outside as well as the inside."

"You're ""gluten free?"" How nice. I'm mostly ""money free"" so I can't be so fuckin' picky."

"Good jokes What did the doctor say to the airplane that has canser? It's terminal."

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter."

"My neighbor's diary says I have boundary issues."