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Joke of the Day
"In communist america Banks rob you."
Next Joke
"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"
"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"
"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"
"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail."
"Why can't cars fly kites? Because of the windshield."
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"son: hey dad me: [picks up phone, dials 9] yes son: now don't get mad me: [dials 1] ok son: do we have a fire extinguisher me: [dials 1]"
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"What's green and comes out of your nose at 160mph? A lambo-greenie!"