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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and hides in the attic? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"
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"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."
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"You're right, sir. It's MY fault that your credit card was declined. Please, tell me again how much money you have in that account."
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