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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna open a store that sells three things; Axe Body Spray, Self-tanning lotion & chloroform & call it The Jersey Store"

"Stephen Hawking is going to hell... ... because there's only a stairway to heaven."

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."

"I was a pizza delivery guy once, but only for a day. They gave me 12 pizzas to deliver and I just never came back."

"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"

"Here's a funny joke I heard about pizza oh nevermind. It's too cheesy."

"Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said 'I haven't the seen the first 2'"

"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."

"Why doesn't Barbie have a family? Because Ken comes in another box."

"A man stormed into my barbershop, claiming he'd gotten fleas from coming here... So I checked. Just as I suspected, it was all lice."