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Joke of the Day
"What do Dothraki use to count their horses? A Khalculator"
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"Have you ever noticed how funny observational humor is?"
"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."
"I don't have many friends: I don't have many friends but I can draw pretty well, so I drew a bunch of friends But I only draw in black pen.. So I feel really uncomfortable"
"I live by 2 simple rules: 1. Don't treat people like shit. 2. If any melted cheese gets on your paper plate, you must also eat the plate."
"What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time? Pumps cream into tarts."
"I introduced my girlfriend to the family Me: hello everyone, meet Jasmine Jasmine: Hi Wife: what the fuck"
"I used to go to New Years Eve parties I still do, but I used to too! -Mitch Hedberg style-"
"Why does a Jew moan when he has an orgasm? Because it has to come from his own sack (Joke might work better in Dutch, where 'zak' means both sack and pocket)"
"My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break..."