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Joke of the Day
"""Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"" ""Off course we are."""
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"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but god-knows how they got in there. EDIT: [IMAGE HERE](http://i.imgur.com/1v6wJu5.jpg)"
"Thom Yorke's phone thinks someone is listening in on its calls... ...delusional iPhone."
"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."
"Hackgate: Patriots hacked Seattle headsets and knew they were going to throw the ball."
"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."
"A wife texts her husband ""Windows frozen"" ""Pour some hot water over it"" he replies. ""Computer completely fucked now"""
"My parents once sent me abroad for the summer I didn't learn a thing from her."
"All of the black guys cotton clothes are hand picked ."
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."