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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."
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"What do you call a dog that can't hear? Doesn't matter much, does it?"
"What do you call a dead magician? Abra Cadaver."
"Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a ""God PLEASE bless America"", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners"
"It's crazy people freak out about ghosts but are totally fine with actual, horrible human beings."
"Brain problem On the left side, there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left."
"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"
"Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton"
"Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard."