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Joke of the Day

"There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokemon go instead of fixing the bug. But I just can't seem to find it."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog."

"Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?"

"Early in any job interview be sure to use the phrase ""I always give 110%"", so you can quickly gauge their tolerance for working with idiots."

"What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin."

"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."

"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"

"How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb To get to the other side"

"I have this weird fungal infection on my leg. I need to get rid of it, but it's kind of growing on me. (Sorry if repost, came up with it in science class today.)"

"What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick."