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Joke of the Day
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **YOU DONT KNOW YOU WEREN'T THERE!**"
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"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."
"So Bruce Jenner might have been texting... Does this make him a transtextual? ....I'll see my way out"
"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""
"Have you heard about Prince Oxygen? He is heir to the throne."
"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"
"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and then asks for a mop."
"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."
"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."