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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and then asks for a mop."
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"What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid."
"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"
"I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... But then it became clear to me."
"Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too."
"Why did the masseuse give her lawyer a happy ending? She thought he could come in handy. (I'll let myself out)"
"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"
"My blind friend texted me from his new phone today! It said ""gwi u dor srw ofjrd"""
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."