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Joke of the Day

"how would u like your steak sir? we've got rare, ultra rare, legendary, fossil, or u can try and catch your own steak in the safari zone"

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"Fog is like lingerie for the sky."
"Earth's scientists have discovered that sheep are smarter than most primates. This explains why not a lot of sheep tune in to Jersey Shore."
"A Scotsman is out walking with his girlfriend. They walk by a hot dog stand, and the girl exclaims, ""Mmm, that smells so good!"" ""Oh,"" the Scotsman answers, ""do you want to go walk past it again?"""
"Stuck between ""that was awesome"" and ""OMG do you need medical attention"" wherever I walk off the dance floor"
"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."
"Why did Hitler move from Germany to Westeros in full support of the Starks? Because he saw real hope for an Aryan nation."