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Joke of the Day
"What does Sean Spicer call emails? Alternative fax."
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"Why did NASA hire a proctologist? To help plan the trip to Uranus."
"What do you call someone who sings about mints? A ""Minstrel""."
"How do you find a blonde on reddit? Look for the comments that just say ""huh?"""
"What is a pirates favorite letter? 4"
"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? There are twenty of them."
"Why don't we use some Fourier Analysis on our relationship And reduce to a series of periodic functions."
"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."
"Did you hear about Etchisketchestan? It got destroyed be an earthquake."
"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""