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Joke of the Day

"Fog is like lingerie for the sky."

"Why do Mexicans only cross the border in pairs? Because it says no TRESpassing."

"Two words that would mean the end of Twitter - Miley Bieber."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."

"Did you hear about the guy who got a boner during a wine tasting? It turned out it was only a semillon"

"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"Healthy midgets don't exist. Midgets are always under the weather."

"What has four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler on a playground."

"A girl who I've been seeing goes to sleep early. But that's mostly from the chloroform."