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Joke of the Day

"Prior to officially becoming a part of the United States, what was Oregon like? It was very unOregonized."

"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."

"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"

"Women are like sand. The deeper you go, the wetter they get."

"Why did the blind blonde cross the road because she was following her seeing eye chicken"

"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""

"I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I'm going to be too busy sitting on mine"

"A Mexican Magician says he will disappear on the count of three... He starts counting ""uno... dos.."" and *poof* he disappeared without a tres."

"After a dinner party ...while taking plates to the kitchen my guest asked if the dishwasher was dirty. I said no, I believe she showered before dinner."

"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"