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Joke of the Day
"""I feel your pane""- Guy walking into your window."
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"Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead."
"A magnet walked into a bar. It stuck."
"Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison? Because he catches all the snitches!"
"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"
"Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it"
"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""
"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"
"You're like my hard drive. Fat and 32"
"A man wrapped in only saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office... ...the psychiatrist says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""