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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right? a Barker Lounger !"

"I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7 Until I remember I took that one with John Cena."

"I fucked myself last night. I wanted to get first-hand experience."

"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""

"If a tree falls in the woods.... .....and no one is around to hear it. Will a hipster buy the soundtrack?"

"What I've learned from Twitter: 1. Men are pervs 2. Women are pervs 3. Cats are pervs"

"I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous."

"There are three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."