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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear One Direction is breaking up? They're heading separate ways."
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"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."
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"Last Christmas I got a sweater, For this Christmas I want a moaner or a screamer."
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"Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..."
"You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now."
"What do you call a one legged woman? Eileen! What do you call a one legged Japanese woman. Irene! What do you call the Samoan lady who fell off the cliff? Eileen Tufa'a!"
"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
"My dick is not small. It is perfectly shaped according to ancient greek standards."