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Joke of the Day
"Scratches and dents on the doors of your car are the side effects of bad driving."
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"I'd accidentally kill myself within 3 minutes of owning a light saber."
"So excited that The Weather Channel picked up ""Weather"" for another season!!"
"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"
"You can't fix stupid, but you can buy it a drink and tell it you're in Maroon 5"
"What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess? The latter is a group of cunning runts."
"What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."
"An xbox and a ps4 were attacked .. here comes the ambulance WII U WII U WII U"
"Why does Uranus look so smooth compared to other gas giants in our solar system?"
"kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are"