201428
Joke of the Day
"My bloodtype is really disappointing. My doctor keeps saying ""be positive""."
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"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it."
"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."
"I'm not poor. I'm big-loaned."
"What's the easiest way to make a million dollars? Invest a billion."
"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"
"What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets."
"it's 2:36 am i'm hiding in my bathroom smokin bongs by myself ladies and gentlemen i didn't ask to be a winner , god just chose me to be one"
"When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences."