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Joke of the Day
"I have a MASSIVE heroine problem... I'm addicted to fat women who save my life."
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"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."
"What does a successful rapping cow struggle with? Moo money moo problems"
"Are you impulsive? Think about it"
"Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what's around you.. And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool."
"Today I saw ""Jesus doesn't care about your grades"" written on the sidewalk in chalk and all I could think was ""Thank god, he'd be pissed"""
"Everytime I have sex... It's really hands on."
"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."
"Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize."
"I like my woman like I like my coffee... Smuggled in a sack from Colombia"