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Joke of the Day

"Two art theives were going about their business at an art museum. One said to the other, ""Grab the Monet and let's Gogh."""

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."

"If a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho"

"I hate when I give people nicknames like ""stupid face"" on my phone and I cant remember who the stupid face is."

"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."

"What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck? Egg_salad"

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? ""Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"""

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."

"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says How do you drive this thing"