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Joke of the Day

"Nice guys don't finish last, fat guys do."

"My girlfriend just got a job as a circumcision doctor The base pay isn't the best but boy does she get a lot of tips!"

"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."

"She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her."

"Possessed by a demon? Need help? A 30-minute cardio exorcise should do the trick!"

"What do you call a shitty igloo? An ""eh""gloo."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot..... you racist bastard."

"No one should have been surprised by the rise of the USSR after World War II. I mean, there were red flags everywhere."

"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."

"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."