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Joke of the Day

"I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY. ... ""...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."""

"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"

"If you throw away an ice sculpture, is it justice?"

"My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, ""Because double teaming is against the rules"""

"Don't take a leaf out of my book I use leaves as bookmarks."

"Some day I have a victim mentality But it's not my fault"

"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."

"If you're going to bother Google with a search, it is polite to type ""excuse me"" first."

"Why are lesbians always low on cash? Because they're constantly eating out!"

"Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist."